This Isn’t Just Cooking - It’s Selfishly Yours.
Our Vision
Cooking isn’t a performance. It’s not for Instagram.
It’s selfish — and that’s exactly how it should be.
We make gear for people who cook because they want to.
Not to show off. Not to “meal prep”.
But to lose track of time in the kitchen.
Built to be used. Built to last. Built for you.
Built by Hand. Backed by Fire.
“I started The Selfish Chef because I was fed up.”
- Fed up with flimsy chopping boards.
- Fed up with overpriced ‘artisan’ nonsense.
- Fed up with gear made to look good — not work hard.
So I made my own. Boards that could take a beating. Aprons that could take a spill. And tools for people who actually cook — steak, pizza, roast, or otherwise.
What started as one board turned into a full range. Now it’s all here — made in small batches, by hand, in the UK
- Handmade in the UK
- Custom Burn-In Initials
- Properly Sealed
Why “Selfish”?
Because cooking well isn’t selfless. It’s a way to switch off, tune in, and take charge of what you eat.
If you’re into mass-produced junk, you’re in the wrong place.
If you want gear that’ll actually last — you’re home.
Chopping Boards
Thick. Sealed. Built to last. Grain that actually pops.
What We Make (And Why It Matters)
